FUNNY 1980s MUSIC JOKES

80S MUSIC MEMES

Let us start with Journey. They were Believing in the fame and fortune of rock ballads in the early 80s. I know personally I don't stop believing. I think Steve Perry did. I think he stopped believing about forty years ago.

Journey stopped believing forty years ago

Apparently in the studio he could be a real bear when it came to his tea. Two lumps or you'd get two lumps.

Steve Perry of Journey asked for two lumps of sugar

Speaking of two lumps, how about those jeans. That hurts my two lumps just looking at how tight they are! Not to mention the hair.

80s fashion hurt the junk but looked good

Oh well, off to my commute. I'm just a small town girl living in a lonely world taking the midnight train...

Journey took the midnight train to anywhere

I now listen to my 80s music on my phone, not on vinyl or 8 track or cassette. Sometimes I listen while looking through dating sites. The other day I ran across a very interesting looking fellow. Could it really be Billy Idol? Sounds like it.

Billy Idol Tinder Profile

Should have taken the chance forty years ago to hook up with him while he was still part of Generation X. Oh well, maybe I'll call Deb, aka Blondie.

Debbie Harry of Blondie said call her, but now it's too late

I guess I'm outta touch now. Like Hall and Oates or as I call them nowadays Hallz and Oatsie.

Hall and Oates - Out of Touch

I just want to be held. Where are the Thompson Twins when I need them.

Thompson Twins - Hold Me

Or Stewie? Where is Stewie nowadays? Probably with Maggie May.

Rod Stewart - sexy!

Oh well, I'm still okay. Still standing on my own two feet like Elton John.

Elton John Still Standing

Who is now a 'sir' isn't he? Royalty. You know who is royalty? Freddie Mercury. But is it Queen or King? Nowadays I don't know.

Freddie Mercury - Queen or King

I sometimes wish things were back to way they used to be, back when rock bands played piano guitar. At least that's what I call Eddie Van Halen's style of guitar playing.

Eddie Van Halen playing guitar

Consider keeping the 80s alive with this great christmas tree ornament. Or you can maybe make one with an old cassette you have lying around?

I found it on Amazon - https://amzn.to/2K1FeAS

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