GUNS N ROSES MEMES

FUNNY GUNS AND ROSES JOKES

The late 80s were a great time for hard rock, metal, hairbands...music in general. One of the big names was Guns N Roses, GNR for short. Lead by bad-boy Axel Rose!

One of their big hits was Paradise City. An easy to quote song, "take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty." Sounds nice eh?

Alex and Slash both chose Paradise City as their favourite city.

Apparently, there are a few cities out there with the name Paradise. There is one that has a radio station that only plays GNR songs...or so I've heard?

Paradise City where the radio station only plays Guns N Roses songs

Paradise City sounds like Heaven. According to GNR lyrics you need to knock three times on the door of heaven to get in. Apparently, Sheldon Cooper took that seriously and applied it to everyday life.

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Now, I know there has been a lot of 'fat jokes' about Axel lately, but, I won't stoop that low. But, I will share some gossip I heard, that Axel recently had a baby ... Sweet Child Of Mine he said. Lay off the sugar Axel!

Axel Rose new baby Sweet Child Of Mine

Okay, I will delve into some recent memes with Axel, b/c they are insightful and funny.

Overdone it on the carbs lately Alex?

I'll also get political and talk about the differences in society in the 80s and now. Guns are not pc anymore, which is why I think Guns N Roses should change their name to just Roses. Sound good?

Guns N Roses should remove the Guns and become ROSES

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